Bane goes on a job interview

(This is how Bane shakes hands.)

Thanks for coming in today, let’s get started.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

Tell us a little bit about yourself.

I’M NECESSARY EVIL. 

Where did you grow up?

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARK. I WAS BORN IN IT.

How would you describe yourself in a tweet’s length or shorter?

I’M GOTHAM’S RECKONING.

Tell us about a time you successfully led a team or project.

NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK.

Tell me about your greatest weakness. 

IMPOSSIBLE.

How do you feel when you make a mistake?

YOUR PUNISHMENT MUST BE MORE SEVERE.

What are your goals?

I’M FULFILLING RA’S AL GHUL’S DESTINY.

What’s your take on anonymous commenting systems?

IDENTIFY YOURSELF TO THE WORLD.

How do you feel about your work being edited by higher-ups?

THAT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL — FOR YOU.