-[Which Lord of the Rings cast member would you eat?]
I’d certainly eat Billy Boyd. He’s got some tasty parts of his body. Billy’s the closest friend I’ve ever made in the acting business. I was the best man at his wedding, and he makes me laugh more than anyone else. We’ve written two projects together at this point. I’ll give you a clue about one of them: It’s a mockumentary-style film that deals with the making of a fantasy series. But I’d certainly eat Billy. If I used a little HP sauce, which is a British sauce that would work well on Billy, I could grill him on the barbeque, slowly, like pulled pork almost.

-It sounds like you’ve thought about this one before.
I’ve been thinking about eating Billy for ages! [Laughs.]