April 19th, 2014
Leave their bones as a warning to the others.  (at Buddakan)

Leave their bones as a warning to the others. (at Buddakan)

April 14th, 2014
Ansel Elgort Wonders Whether These Swim Trunks Effectively Hide His Thunder
Just gonna leave this nascent never-nude rumor right here.

Ansel Elgort Wonders Whether These Swim Trunks Effectively Hide His Thunder

Just gonna leave this nascent never-nude rumor right here.

Beach selfie fail.  (at Santa Monica Pier)

Beach selfie fail. (at Santa Monica Pier)

April 12th, 2014
Kind of a big deal.

Kind of a big deal.

let’s get married!

let’s get married!

April 11th, 2014
WAND CHOSE ME. THE WAND CHOSE ME! (at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK))

WAND CHOSE ME. THE WAND CHOSE ME! (at John F. Kennedy International Airport (JFK))

April 9th, 2014

MISSED CONNECTION: YOU BEAR TRAPPED MY HEART

You: Crying, dirty orphan huddled in a mass grave.

Me: Jumpy, damp, overbearing father. I had a lot on my mind.

We got caught in the rain, but I never caught your name. We exchanged few words, but I felt sure as soon as I saw you that you were my First Mate for life. I could tell you felt the same way. The electricity I felt between our clasped hands as we ran was a sign from God. Even if you and I were the last people on earth, I’d be happy. I’ve been trying to find you since my father rudely interrupted us and forced me to leave you in a bear trap to die. I’m hoping you’re a strong swimmer. Send word by dove, we’ll make a date.

 

April 8th, 2014
My culinary brilliance needs no filter. I MADE THIS. #chef #oreosnackhacks

My culinary brilliance needs no filter. I MADE THIS. #chef #oreosnackhacks

I’m drinking something in which a key ingredient is a syrup made of lemon Oreos. #oreosnackhacks

I’m drinking something in which a key ingredient is a syrup made of lemon Oreos. #oreosnackhacks

April 7th, 2014
Please welcome my newest colleague, ENORMOUS GODZILLA.  (at MTV Newsroom)

Please welcome my newest colleague, ENORMOUS GODZILLA. (at MTV Newsroom)