September 19th, 2014
Is that truffle oil in your oatmeal or are you just happy to see me? HAHAHA BOTH (at OatMeals)

Is that truffle oil in your oatmeal or are you just happy to see me? HAHAHA BOTH (at OatMeals)

September 15th, 2014
My butt has touched a thing that Jennifer Aniston’s butt has touched.

My butt has touched a thing that Jennifer Aniston’s butt has touched.

September 5th, 2014
Put-upon Cupid returns, still unable to believe that he has to put up with Fish’s nonsense after all this time. When will Fish learn, Cupid wonders. When indeed.

Put-upon Cupid returns, still unable to believe that he has to put up with Fish’s nonsense after all this time. When will Fish learn, Cupid wonders. When indeed.

September 2nd, 2014
First, bow to your deep fryer. Offer it your hand and introduce yourself.

First, bow to your deep fryer. Offer it your hand and introduce yourself.

August 29th, 2014
Not Labor Day yet.  (at Luke’s Lobster)

Not Labor Day yet. (at Luke’s Lobster)

August 28th, 2014
Regram from @azalben: yeah, we just ate @timhorton buffalo crunch donuts. I’ll never be the same.  (at MTV Networks)

Regram from @azalben: yeah, we just ate @timhorton buffalo crunch donuts. I’ll never be the same. (at MTV Networks)

August 26th, 2014
Summer is almost over, so I gotta make out with this pretzel lobster roll while I still can.

Summer is almost over, so I gotta make out with this pretzel lobster roll while I still can.

August 18th, 2014
It wants to be born now.  (at Santa Barbara Zoo)

It wants to be born now. (at Santa Barbara Zoo)

These otters are named Katniss and Peeta. These humans are named Kase and spo.  (at Santa Barbara Zoo)

These otters are named Katniss and Peeta. These humans are named Kase and spo. (at Santa Barbara Zoo)

August 14th, 2014
Farm to desk cuisine.

Farm to desk cuisine.