July 24th, 2014
One of these things is not like the others. #sdcc

One of these things is not like the others. #sdcc

July 17th, 2014
#tbt: selfie immediately before walking down the aisle because of course. @chrisjrosen and I have just CRUSHED this first week and a half of marriage, if you were wondering. Because again: of course. #thewosens

#tbt: selfie immediately before walking down the aisle because of course. @chrisjrosen and I have just CRUSHED this first week and a half of marriage, if you were wondering. Because again: of course. #thewosens

July 12th, 2014
Mets game —> Huey Lewis concert —> Huey Lewis manhunt oh god Huey Lewis has gone rogue (at Citi Field)

Mets game —> Huey Lewis concert —> Huey Lewis manhunt oh god Huey Lewis has gone rogue (at Citi Field)

July 9th, 2014
Not pictured: Creed’s “Higher” blasting from the radio.  (at Rockaway Taco)

Not pictured: Creed’s “Higher” blasting from the radio. (at Rockaway Taco)

July 6th, 2014
The New York Times says we’re married. #thewosens

The New York Times says we’re married. #thewosens

July 5th, 2014
First married selfie. As one does. #thewosens  (at First Presbyterian Church, Portland Oregon)

First married selfie. As one does. #thewosens (at First Presbyterian Church, Portland Oregon)

June 29th, 2014
OMG WHO TOLD

OMG WHO TOLD

June 26th, 2014
Four years, 51 weeks ago, right here. @chrisjrosen

Four years, 51 weeks ago, right here. @chrisjrosen

June 20th, 2014
The best part of this yogurt pic is that @emilee537 came out of nowhere and caught me taking it and I just decided I needed to take it anyway. (Yes this is the third night in a row I’ve had Culture, it may be a problem.) dairy-based serendipity: it’s real.  (at Culture An American Yogurt Company)

The best part of this yogurt pic is that @emilee537 came out of nowhere and caught me taking it and I just decided I needed to take it anyway. (Yes this is the third night in a row I’ve had Culture, it may be a problem.) dairy-based serendipity: it’s real. (at Culture An American Yogurt Company)

June 19th, 2014

First of all, I am not a Yoga Person. Yogi, to me, is a name for a bear. Just the one bear. I’ve set intention with sideeye and, shock, I’m not much of an om-body. 

I just don’t have the attention span or patience, not do I try to, honestly. I love working out, but my mental driver is constantly asking if we’re there yet, and is more satisfied with really sweaty, grunty things like kickboxing, spin and Crossfit. 

All that said, you know what’s great? Free shit. So when Well+Good announced a free workshop for Pure Yoga’s SUP (Stand Up Paddleboard) Flow class, I said “surfboardt” out loud three times and signed up. I bet Queen Bey does yoga, and I bet she flows like a goddamn champ. 

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